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I Love Her And She Loves Me And We Love Everybody!

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Girlfriend Wanted by Matthew Gray Gubler

treefingers-:

girlfriend wanted

must love decorating for holidays
mischief
kissing in cars
and wind chimes

no specific height
weight
hair color
or political affiliation required
but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

cynics
critics
pessimists
and “stick in the muds” need not reply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to
mary poppins
claire huxtable
snow white
or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians
but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling
tickle torture
james taylor
and sleeping late

i have a slight limp
eerily soft hands
and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult

I wiggle my feet in my sleep
am scared of the dark
and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time

all i want is
butterfly kisses in the morning
peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart
and to make you smile until it hurts

gubeZ, I love you. Let’s shnuggle. (I think I fit the qualifications…)

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I can’t even handle facebook sometimes.

Too many repressed memories come up…

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So, um, I kinda met Jim Parsons today…

…and it was awesome.

My friend and I went to go see him on Broadway in Harvey and we went to the stage door after the play and we were in the very back so we thought we wouldn’t get a chance to see him, but there was this really nice girl standing in front of us who told us she would help slide us into the front. And she did! And we met him and got his autograph and photos of him and it was amazing.

Here’s one that I took:

He is too adorable.

I love him.

And one guy in the play, Rich Sommer, who has in The Devil Wears Prada and Mad Men, well he’s my fave, and he came out before Jim and was signing things but I couldn’t get to him, but I did get a photo but my phone is stupid so I can’t post it here.

Here’s a photo of my signed playbill:

Today was a good day.

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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

— Mark Twain (via myquotelibrary)

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Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.

— Will Rogers (via myquotelibrary)

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